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Paranormal Warehouse

Nutley, NJ United States
Description

Paranormal Warehouse is the leading online community committed to promoting awareness of the paranormal. They provide an outlet to display your own findings while communicating with others who share the same passion and curiosity.

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Testimonial
Unfortunately, we do not have a testimonial from this client. This could be one of several reasons:
  1. The client was so overwhelmed by the finished product, and the consequent improvement to their business, they have not had time to provide us with a testimonial.
  2. The client provided a testimonial, however, in their enthusiasm used profanity to describe our services.
  3. The client took the old adage “words can’t describe” too literally.
  4. The testimonial was illegible from tears of joy.
  5. The word “love” was used more than 10 times.
  6. The client believed we were too good to be true and dismissed their entire experience at 561Media as a dream.
  7. We had to take a restraining order against the client for excessive, effusive appreciation and cannot violate a gag order.
  8. The client didn’t speak English – (we don’t know what “lo mejor” or “ausgezeichnet” means).
  9. A 300 page testimonial seems overkill.
  10. We thought this was funnier than the client’s testimonial.
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