A blend of tradition, faith and science makes midwifery care safe, effective and empowering. Palms Birth House is here to assist you in having a beautiful and natural birth. Midwives are experts in normal childbirth. The focus of midwifery care is to promote a healthy pregnancy, labor, birth and newborn. By the time a woman who is cared for by a midwife goes into labor, she has had 9 months of comprehensive care in which she has learned about the processes of labor and birth and has come to a greater understanding of her own body.

1. The client was so overwhelmed by the finished product, and the consequent improvement to their business, they have not had time to provide us with a testimonial.
2. The client provided a testimonial, however, in their enthusiasm used profanity to describe our services.
3. The client took the old adage “words can’t describe” too literally.
4. The testimonial was illegible from tears of joy.
5. The word “love” was used more than 10 times.
6. The client believed we were too good to be true and dismissed their entire experience at 561Media as a dream.
7. We had to take a restraining order against the client for excessive, effusive appreciation and cannot violate a gag order.
8. The client didn’t speak English – (we don’t know what “lo mejor” or “ausgezeichnet” means).
9. A 300 page testimonial seems overkill.
10. We thought this was funnier than the client’s testimonial.