Battleware Technologies, Inc. provides operational clients with the very finest tactical clothing and equipment. Battleware designs and creates tactical and concealed body armor along with helmets and shields – all of which have been tested and certified by the National Institute of Justice and comply with a variety of stringent testing requirements.

1. The client was so overwhelmed by the finished product, and the consequent improvement to their business, they have not had time to provide us with a testimonial.
2. The client provided a testimonial, however, in their enthusiasm used profanity to describe our services.
3. The client took the old adage “words can’t describe” too literally.
4. The testimonial was illegible from tears of joy.
5. The word “love” was used more than 10 times.
6. The client believed we were too good to be true and dismissed their entire experience at 561Media as a dream.
7. We had to take a restraining order against the client for excessive, effusive appreciation and cannot violate a gag order.
8. The client didn’t speak English – (we don’t know what “lo mejor” or “ausgezeichnet” means).
9. A 300 page testimonial seems overkill.
10. We thought this was funnier than the client’s testimonial.